I like to think it a success when the cops are called
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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