I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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