There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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