It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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