Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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