I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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