You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
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I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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