so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
My bed smells like the plague
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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