White coat. Heels.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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