dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
