Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
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So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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