Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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