so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
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Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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