I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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