there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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