Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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