Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
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