May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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