we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I want to make a zoo with you.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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