I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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