I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Randomize
