they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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