TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
did you just send me my own nude
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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