Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
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