so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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