Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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