chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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