I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I know her cup size but not her name....
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