she was so not down for the gang bang
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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