i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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