i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I just want nice things and good sex
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Randomize
