Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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