We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize