so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Someone shattered a urinal.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
He did a backflip because drugs
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