I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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