I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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