what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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