am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
A+ Viking dick
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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