i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
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I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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