worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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