Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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