You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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