Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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