her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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