Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
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