just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
