I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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