are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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