we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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