you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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