I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
You can't special order awesome
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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