I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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