the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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