Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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